Surly Temple

Then a horde of drunk people in formal wear danced to a live band’s rendition of Pit Bull’s Timber while a gargantuan slideshow of sick African people played above them. Sobriety felt very good that night.

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I Have Bed Bugs & You Can Too!

For of peace mind, I told myself as I shelled out $125. But there was no peace of mind for me. The exterminator found the telltale sign of a new infestation on my box spring: feces. Bed bug feces.

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The Universe and I

It's embarrassing to admit, but The Secret is working for me. Or I'm deluded. Either way, it feels great.

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